candycornmassacre:

do you ever see a picture or smell something or even get a random feeling and suddenly something hits you something weird and nostalgic and you’re absolutely sure you associate this picture/smell/feeling/whatever it is with something in your memory, but you can’t remember what it is and you focus on it for a long time until the wavering memory passes and you’re disappointed as shit

so I was on the bus today and someone was talking about Cole Sprouse and was like “he grew his hair out really long and is addicted to tumblr, it’s really weird.” 

and I just whispered from the back of the bus

“it was a sociology experiment” 

fluent-in-lesbianism:

forsciencejohn:

when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”

R.I.P Headphone pair number 1928839362928673963548429

every medicine on the market is like

pros: treats allergies

cons: you might die

umqra:

when it is ok for you to borrow my computer

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lastofthetimeladies:

colinfirth:

buttpower:

you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a  draw four

#friendship has no place at the uno table

#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played

batcows:

5 days until I become a Doctor Who blog again enjoy what time you have left motherfuckers.

fightingtheseas:

i feel like “for baltimore” is something alex would scream while galloping down a hill on a war horse towards the enemy

cumberbuddy:

becks28nz:

Sherlock Season Three

Most accurate gif…. 

murderer-issues:

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